What Santa Does With His Free Time

I have been looking at this every day for the last couple months and finally got around to taking a picture of it. While standing in my kitchen at the sink I get a great view of the back of my neighbor's house. She placed a large Santa Claus figurine outside her slider door which, from my perspective, appears to be peeing on her house. Perhaps she thinks it is cute to have him looking through her windows but I find the concept of a voyeristic jolly old elf disturbing. Maybe Santa's real name is Peeping Tom.